Thursday, April 2, 2009

EVERYTHINGS AN ARGUMENT

As Eco-Seals Proliferate, So Do Doubts

Wall Street

This title is arguing that as Eco friendly things are becoming more popular they are also being questioned of their motive.

Hollywood Squeezes Stars' Pay in Slump

Wall Street

Even our celebrities are suffering because of our economic state. It argues that we must really be in a bad state if they are even getting pay cuts.

New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work on the Go.

The Onion

It sounds to me like its being completely sarcastic, it’s really criticizing how employees are taken advantage of in a subtle way.

Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There

The Onion

It’s totally disrespecting the doctor “Hoo-Ha Doctor” and is stating that whatever she did and whoever she is really isn’t very important.

U.S. Troops in Iraq Excited To Finally Return To Afghanistan

The Onion

Arguing that the troops were anxious to get back to Iraq however it is stated in a way that the audience knows that it is sarcastic.

Tiger is Back and So is Golf

AJC

That without Tiger Woods there is no golf.

Ex-Home Depot exec gets 5-year sentence

AJC

That people that work at Home Depot have a tendency to get in trouble.


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